A person aproaches celebrity actor Chris Pratt for his autograph as a ruse only when it is too late Pratt realises the 5 page document he is signing is not a peice of fan memorabilia, but a divorce agreement. Pratt sudenly goes though all of the stages of grief that his acting teacher taught him, all the while realising that there is something p peculiar about the notary but before he can react rhe notary rips off a false mustache and reveals he is actually a Velociraptor. The very Velociraptor he fought in Jurrasic World, who, as luck would have it, happens to be sleeping with his wife.
-- bob, Aug 10 2017

'Clever girl.'
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 10 2017



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