As you're working in that in the zero point lab, you just happen to lean too far, and that one cheap Vietnamese spring-washer sproooings across the lab to hide down the back of a tool chest until the end of time...

You are then immobilised in a hunched over posture, in the manner of a someone with slipped disc, and have to try and get over to the door, whilst going "Argh, argh...it's me (exoskeleton's) back, it's just gone.." to anyone listening..

At this point a trip to the chiropracter for exoskeletons in a minicab is called for...
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 08 2014

These guys could practice on insects, then work their way through progressively larger crustaceans.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 08 2014


They'd probably end up feeling a little crabby ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 08 2014


I thought fish puns were bad enough. Crustacean puns are enough to make me want to krill myself.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 08 2014


You're in luck, I can't think of a single crustacean puns.
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 08 2014


You've not been known to shrimp from such witticisms in the past …
-- 8th of 7, Mar 08 2014


Yeah, give it a try. I'm certain you can claw up at least one or two.
-- normzone, Mar 08 2014


Prador....nope it's just not working...

There's no point in snapping (shrimp) at me....no, still not working
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2014


Keep it up and he might succumb to pier pressure.
-- xandram, Mar 10 2014


Would that constitute piling on? Do you think that might be what it takes to get him to come out of his shell?
-- normzone, Mar 10 2014


You'll need some serious mussel to do that - he'll probably just clam up.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 10 2014


"Life is like a box of shrimp. You never know what your gonna get." Forrest Gump owner Bubba-shrimp Company.

(Shrimp! Forrest. Your Gonna GET Shrimp!)
-- popbottle, Mar 11 2014


So do shrimp now come shrimp-wrapped?
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 11 2014



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