Announcing ChiaMummy, the slightly larger than life replica casket of your beloved -- and it's a Chia!
Now you can have your dearly departed significant other tastefully displayed in your back yard, in your favorite neoclassical pose, sprouting to life -- through flowers -- every spring, reinforcing your connection with those wonderful memories.
Comes in "modest", Victorian and Brazilian plant life coverage models.-- theircompetitor, Dec 11 2012 mushroom suit http://www.ted.com/...s/jae_rhim_lee.html [JesusHChrist, Dec 12 2012] Really? No one wants to bury someone inside a Chia Pet?-- theircompetitor, Dec 12 2012 [+] I like it! esp the Victorian plant life model.-- xandram, Dec 12 2012 Morbid and nice.+-- blissmiss, Dec 12 2012 Someone has to become the Ellcrys...-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 12 2012 random, halfbakery