Midnight snack hankerings be gone!
Now you have single serve cheese in cotton pouches on your duvet. Whenever you get hungry or dream of cheese*, you can help yourself in one of the 48 pouches of cheese on the outside of your duvet.
Also look out for our cheese and chocolate pajamas. Now available in obese sizes.
* Happens to chronological sometimes. It happened and this was the outcome.-- chronological, Apr 06 2020 Likely* to be incompatible with dogs, but [+].
*Absolutely certain.-- 8th of 7, Apr 06 2020 As long as some of them have built in heating elements to make cheese on toast.... +-- xenzag, Apr 06 2020 That might not be malice; you might, for example, have elected to bed down in close proximity to a transmitter tower, or a radar installation.
Just because you're being subjected to a life-threatening dose of non-ionizing radiation doesn't mean they're out to get you ...-- 8th of 7, Apr 06 2020 The critters, (bugs, not dogs), will love you too. Ants love anything containing oil.
I see a lot of panties full of anties in your future, perhaps.-- blissmiss, Apr 06 2020 A duvet or a duvet cover?-- calum, Apr 08 2020 calum, a duvet cover. Sorry and thank you.-- chronological, Apr 08 2020 [chron], never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.-- 8th of 7, Apr 08 2020 // To pedantic adversaries yes //
... thus entirely supporting the contention as applicable to this forum.-- 8th of 7, Apr 08 2020 This idea is great and I voted for it, though I think that a heavier tog version could be made of thin wedges of harder cheeses, perhaps a houndstooth patterning with Gruyère and Manchego pixels.-- calum, Apr 08 2020 On winter evenings, such a design would protect the user from any cold Bries ...-- 8th of 7, Apr 08 2020 I thought of something really similar, but forgot the cheese. It was a duvet that had pockets around the sides so that children could put favorite toys and keepsakes in, like shoelaces from their old pair of shoes.-- beanangel, Apr 09 2020 Since they have such limited life experience, the scope for nostalgia must perforce be rather constrained ...-- 8th of 7, Apr 09 2020 I think you should keep the cheese in the kitchen and do what bean said and place favorite little items for the kiddos in the pockets. That's an outstanding idea as well.-- blissmiss, Apr 09 2020 // favorite little items //
Knives, clips of ammo, garottes, pepper spray, extending batons ...
Pillow fights will never be the same again.-- 8th of 7, Apr 09 2020 random, halfbakery