Strangely, there is no product:mouse:safety category and so...

A mouse backpack which comes with a minicamera which has basic image recognition. Upon seeing two oval irises at a certain proximity a small black powder charge is ignited, providing a smoke cloud to obscure said feline vision.

Part of the gas is diverted into two thin-walled balloon mice which are inflated and ejected at 60 degrees angle, they have a small reed, to provide a realistic squeaking sound, and provide the chaff.

Device emits ping when fired, breaking out a new piece of cheese in the base station to lure the mouse back, where you can fit the new backpack.
-- not_morrison_rm, May 15 2014

Dinosaur cochlea bone http://news.bbcimg....905253_9l0a5935.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, May 17 2014]

[marked-for-borgbait]
-- Voice, May 15 2014


Nyet comrade, I don't particularly like cats myself, got tired of their habit of putting their claws in thigh..and this isn't fatal to cats either.
-- not_morrison_rm, May 15 2014


//this isn't fatal to cats either //

That's where it all goes wrong, really ...
-- 8th of 7, May 16 2014


Well, there's always the one for sparrows, just sign the franchise form here, here and here...in bloo...engine oil will suffice, I suppose..
-- not_morrison_rm, May 16 2014


New backpack should be fitted automatically.
-- pocmloc, May 16 2014


A plan B, might be a buddy to watch Mickey's back while he doing mouse stuff, using the Jurassic Park technology resurrect this dinosaur, recently found in Argentina, this photo of one the bones in the cochlear*

See pic.

*This is a complete lie.
-- not_morrison_rm, May 17 2014



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