Whether you’re eating quiche, salad or stromboli, you WILL get a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth. But not if you’re wearing the Center-Fang!

The Center-Fang clips securely over the gap between your front teeth, where it protects the inter-dental region from stray foliage. The Center-Fang is the ONLY dental appliance that will prevent you from looking stupid at lunch.
-- AO, Sep 23 2003

Center-Fang Illustration http://www.geocitie...sign/CenterFang.htm
[AO, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Monotooth http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Monotooth
[hippo]'s suggestion halfbaked here, by [zer0wing] [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

If you're really opposed to getting stuff stuck between your teeth, why not just have all the teeth on your top or bottom jaw replaced by one huge, curved tooth?
-- hippo, Sep 23 2003


Also great for stabbing pickled onions and opening those juice pouches when you've lost the straw.
-- squeak, Sep 23 2003


Goodness, Charlie Brown sure has changed.
-- waugsqueke, Sep 23 2003


Doesn't this create two "between the teeth" areas, where there was only one before?
-- Worldgineer, Sep 23 2003


my grandmother had one tooth. I called it central eating
-- po, Sep 23 2003


According to the illustration, it doesn't, however, stop you from puncturing your lower lip with every bite.
-- Cedar Park, Sep 23 2003



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