Basically, whenever a phone rings, the ring tone would be replaced by a Minimercial; a 2-15 second commercial. (Patent Pending)
Users of this service would receive a discount on their phone bill, or free service.-- grahamhgreen, Oct 02 2003 Or they could make it a ring option on your phone. Of course the other options would include; nails on a chalkboard, tarring Styrofoam, ect. Then people would gladly choose commercials over the other rings.-- SunTzu, Oct 02 2003 Welcome to the halfbakery, [grahamhgreen].-- half, Oct 02 2003 I'd choose "Nails on a chalkboard" just so that I could have my own seat on the train!
(Then I'd switch it back to a normal ringtone)-- phundug, Oct 02 2003 [phundug] I find a simple piece of string placed between the lips and allowed to dangle has the same effect (I don't have a mobile phone).-- squeak, Oct 02 2003 Hideous, isn't it?-- grahamhgreen, Oct 02 2003 this is great, another one of those "free something in return for really annoying advertising" plays. nice one [gg].-- neilp, Oct 02 2003 If theres two of you, you can play a nice little game with this, it's called "how many people can we drive insane today".
Priests and social workers get bonus points, teachers are considerered too easy.-- TheCoat, Mar 08 2004 Hateful, but brilliant-- theircompetitor, Mar 08 2004 This is a violation of other people in the trains' rights not to hear free speech. --- phundug, Mar 08 2004 Unfortunately, this fails to consider the reason ring tones were a useful function in the first place: not to show off, but rather to be able to identify whose phone was ringing.
Back when I had an Audiovox phone which let me key in my own ring tone, I used the Prince of Denmark March; I don't think I've ever heard that elsewhere. On my current phone I have the opening 12-note pattern from /Starlight Express/.-- supercat, Mar 08 2004 random, halfbakery