A drug that will induce intense feelings of melancholy, desperation, and grief. The drug wears off after 2 hours, leaving the patient feeling paradoxically refreshed and at peace.-- kinemojo, Feb 21 2008 MAOI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MaoiIt'll be in the drinking water any day now ... [8th of 7, Jul 21 2010] Please delete this.-- RayfordSteele, Feb 21 2008 <Gives [gutpunchllulabies] a friendly nod and moves in behind [RafordSteele]>-- zeno, Feb 21 2008 Wow.-- Noexit, Feb 22 2008 This is a phenomenally stupid idea.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 22 2008 [kinemojo], the point here is that any society that has an institution such as this is a sick society.-- zeno, Feb 27 2008 Apparently a sense of humour has left the room.
Why not televise it? Allow spectator betting? A no-holds-barred version where they are locked in a room for three days and all the pills MUST be eaten?-- Dilettante, Feb 28 2008 Even the addition of jam and bees won't help this one.-- wagster, Feb 29 2008 //3019 or 3020: Arwen and Aragorn marry in Midsummer. They reign for many years and he dies in the 102nd year of his reign and 190th year of his life.\\
Did a quick search and this is all I came up with. Aragorn decides to die and dies by the power of his will, stops his heart and breath with willpower.-- zeno, Mar 01 2008 //[marked-for-deletion] utter bullocks// Hahahah.-- gabrielsnew, Mar 02 2008 SSREs don't work like this though.-- kinemojo, Jul 21 2010 Sp. "SSRI".
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How about a party where you serve cheese, red wine, and MAOI's ? Leave bowls of razor blades and prescription sedatives around the room, and make sure the party takes place on the top floor of a tall building with balconies.
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<link>-- 8th of 7, Jul 21 2010 I thought this might be cathartic in the original sense of purgative.-- bungston, Jul 21 2010 Hey, I ain't gonna have no doctor shove a tube up my peehole, and it's certainly not likely to cheer me up.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 21 2010 Purgatory...who said anything about going to hell?-- blissmiss, Jul 21 2010 random, halfbakery