Cats are essentially too lazy. They should earn their keep.
The cat pannier is a sling of material that rests over the cat's back. Pockets adorn each flank, enabling your cat to carry things.
On command*, your cat with cat pannier can bring your remote control to your chair, pop out to fetch a four-pack of lager, or bring the sticky-tape so that you can wrap a gift for a loved one.
Don't let them get away with doing *nothing*. Put them to work - cat pannier is just the trick.
*Don't worry, I do realise that it's foolish to attempt to command a cat to do anything, but one can dream can't one? Happy New Year.-- jonthegeologist, Dec 31 2005 I suppose all those who got Buckaroo this Christmas will have something to do with part of the game, now.-- Dub, Dec 31 2005 The best way to get a cat to come when called, is to have a length of string tied around one of its legs and drag it to you.-- fridge duck, Dec 31 2005 Noted the category. Is your cat going to become a gift for a loved one?-- lurch, Dec 31 2005 Roy could have had a first aid kit RIght There.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 01 2006 Vegetable Biryani £7.25 Vegetable Garlic £5.75 Balti Vegetable £6.25 Vegetable Side Dishes Sag Panier £2.95 Aloo Gobi or Aloo Peas £2.95 Aloo Saag £2.95 Cat Panier £1.59-- Dub, Jan 01 2006 Hope [The Cat] doesn't see this one.-- zeno, Jan 01 2006 She's too busy fetching the newspapers.-- DrCurry, Jan 01 2006 //Hope [The Cat] doesn't see this one//
<pisses on panniers>-- The Kat, Jan 01 2006 Read this as "cat peltier"... if you butter one side of a peltier bridge, and tape it to the back of a cat, what happens?-- roleohibachi, Jan 02 2006 ... she's on holiday, but not sure I see the problem.-- jonthegeologist, Jan 02 2006 random, halfbakery