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Cat Exoskeleton   (+4, -4)  [vote for, against]
Your cat now comes when called....

The cat exoskeleton attaches over the cat and normally is not activated. However, should you wish your cat to come to you, a simple push of the remote activates the motorized exoskeleton, which then "walks" your cat home.
-- molecat, Jan 08 2007

Uhm if the exoskeleton does everything by its self then what do I need the cat for?
-- jhomrighaus, Jan 08 2007


... you ain't met my cat have you? You're a dead [molecat] if you try and put something on 'im.
-- jonthegeologist, Jan 08 2007


Does it tango?
-- wagster, Jan 08 2007


//what do I need the cat for?// eating all those tins of cat food you keep buying ?
-- xenzag, Jan 08 2007


what else would do the purring?
-- jonthegeologist, Jan 08 2007


Thanks for the tale phlish, I can't image how you could get the tape onto all four feet...one would be hard enough. The Cat_Exoskeleton actually suits up the cat without human intervention,moving in very slowly and ingratiatingly at nap time( it's heated and has a purr box.)
-- molecat, Jan 08 2007


I really dislike cats; in this country they are an environmental menace that the government simply refuses to regulate or ban entirely.

But I have to bone an idea that suggests cruelty to animals. We all know how much a cat would despise it's little exoskeleton cage, and how nuts they would go when the frame started forcing the cat to move around. that's just cruel.

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-- Custardguts, Jan 08 2007


If your cat like those biscuity cat treats, try this: Next time you want your cat to come home, rattle the box outside for the cat to hear. I've never known this to fail (Note: Only *their* box of biscuity treats works - Cornflakes and Wheato's probably won't)
-- Dub, Jan 09 2007


//We all know how much a cat would despise it's little exoskeleton//

Just imagine a bird cage with legs.
-- skinflaps, Jan 09 2007


A neater solution would be to insert electrodes directly into the cerebellum from where the legs are controlled, thereby taking direct control of the cat itself.
-- wagster, Jan 09 2007


A Remote Control Cat? Superb! I'd have one of them.
-- Dub, Jan 10 2007



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