A soggy, wet, apparently drowned cat floating lifeless in an aquarium. Filter purring and bubbles casually bubbling. Plastic plants. colorful gravel, etc. Low maintenance (feeding-wise). Can be modified or expanded as: Squirrel Aquarium Chipmunk Aquarium Rat, Skunk... seemingly endless possibilities. But not a Dog Aquarium. That's just gross.-- gingerbaker, Dec 14 2011 [+]
<frantically scribbles new letter to Santa>-- 8th of 7, Dec 14 2011 //Filter purring// +-- daseva, Dec 14 2011 This will be bigger than the iPad... Can your company come up with a Dead Cat Lava Lamp? No Matter! Bun! [+]-- Grogster, Dec 14 2011 make a cat-shaped balloon for //floating// in offices, cars, and other places.
i feel like i'm slowly going insane. [+]-- sninctown, Dec 14 2011 Welcome to the Halfbakery, [gingerbaker]. You're obviously a complete lunatic, so you'll fit in nicely.
[+]-- Alterother, Dec 14 2011 What [Alterother] said.
[+]-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 14 2011 Yes; I believe the traditional simile is 'like a fly to honey', but in this case I think there would be no more apt description than to say they were drawn to this post like Borg to any mention of felicide.-- Alterother, Dec 14 2011 This might be funny, but really is kind of mean. My own cats get atop the fishtank sometimes and I'm afraid they will fall in and drown. [Ginger Baker is a great drummer!]-- xandram, Dec 15 2011 // I'm afraid they will fall in and drown //
Would they "fall" ... or would they be pushed ... ? MUHWHAHHAHAHAAhem.
<cough, cough>
Sorry.
<Hastily conceals prototype cat-immersing stick behind back>
Hmmm ... Schrödinger's Aquarium .... hmmm ...-- 8th of 7, Dec 15 2011 This reminds me, the other day I saw a sign outside a kennel facility that said " Dog Boarding ".
I explained to my companion that this was a more effective means of extracting information from the uncooperative than plain old waterboarding, although you do have to wet down the dog first for maximum effect.-- normzone, May 06 2015 random, halfbakery