The idea is that when you car is at the end of its useful life it gets taken to a crusher, where it is mulched and forced under pressure to exit through a narrow nozzle as toothpaste. Naturally it will need additional treatment with various emulsifiers and medical compounds - but these are boring details. You, the proud owner, will position yourself with toothbrush in hand poised to clean your teeth using your car, as the multi-coloured paste emerges.
-- xenzag, Sep 30 2005

I can't think what is wrong with this idea, so I have no choice but to bun until someone else points out the obvious.
-- dbmag9, Sep 30 2005


i have no teeth. i lost them in a car accident. -
-- schmendrick, Sep 30 2005


How much tootpaste do you get from say, a station-wagon?
-- zen_tom, Sep 30 2005


This is . . . I don't think I can vote on this. If my brain were a computer, it would be frozen and need to be restarted.
-- phundug, Sep 30 2005


This kind of bollocks is exactly the type of bollocks that the bollocks MFD was bollocking thought of for. Bollocks!
I think a [MFD] Bad Science or for that matter No Science is called for though.
-- hidden truths, Sep 30 2005


It is bollocks, but I have to confess to quite liking this idea if for nothing else the image of squeezing a big hulk of metal and getting *just* enough goo out of the other end to brush your teeth with.
-- zen_tom, Oct 01 2005


"Albert Einstein Quote : If the idea doesn't seem absurd at first, there is no hope of it".
-- vedarshi, Oct 01 2005


The science of my idea is perfect and very reasonable - in fact I have already been approached by Colgate to develop a "white van with red mini stripes" range. You need to put the kettle on Hidden Truths and I have the very one for you.
-- xenzag, Oct 03 2005


I am giving you a BUN against my better judgement because this is one of those ideas, like getting William Hung to sing in American Idol.
-- mailtosalonga, Oct 03 2005



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