Vernon has a theory about rings in space
acb's a singer in a (goth boy) band
neilp's off in an anaerobolympic race
And AO's having fun with his new deathgrip hand

(Chorus)
Canned Coffee, MassaBra, semcrustulum, ra!
La la how the dough goes on
(/Chorus)

hippo takes the worm train to the $99 store
buys a conversational hum ring (hmm!)
manages his way out through the evil door
and takes a quick ride on his self-made power swing
(thwap!)

(Chorus)

In a couple of days they have baked
a credit comb
with a 'baker or two running in the adult play yard
and avoiding flocking road cones (ah ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in their house that inflates
FarmerJohn is busy with his art (it's canned)
Steve Degroof stays home so he can warp his face
and in the evenings waugs plays in the 1/2B house band

(Chorus)

In a couple of days they have baked
a credit comb
with a 'baker or two running in the adult play yard
and avoiding flocking road cones (ah ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Yeah, happy ever after in the bakery
jutta's thinking up vote histograms
Zircon's trying to mail out his pastries
And Rods Tiger's eating burgers made of jam

(Chorus)

And if you want some buns
bake canned coffee-filled massaging bras

(ah!)

[sidenote: if I mixed up any idea names/baker genders, will be corrected upon anno - apologies in advance :]
-- Pseudonym #3, Oct 07 2003

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