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Culture: Superhero: A-C
Canadian Flash   (+4, -2)  [vote for, against]
it's a bird... it's a plane... it's a maple leaf!

This was a friends creative halloween character/costume. Super powers: fights crime, says "eh" and "aboot"
-- fatmess, Sep 29 2001

The Superhero and Supervillain Name Registration Office http://www.halfbake...gistration_20Office
The REAL Flash is not going to be impressed... [mrkillboy, Sep 29 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

The Lumberjack Song http://looney.physi...affy/monty/lumberjk
Maybe he could have a theme song too! [Cedar Park, Oct 04 2004]

Canadian Flash http://www.canadian...letter/2002/34.html
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]

Captain Canuck http://www.geocitie.../Study/4273/cc.html
[waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004]

joe canadian http://canada4life.ca/molson.php?ad=1
the canadian flash's alter ego? [mihali, Oct 04 2004]

the dumb american http://canada4life.ca/molson.php?ad=3
the canadian flash's arch-nemesis [mihali, Oct 04 2004]

Well, PeterSealy, perhaps you have never seen the Canadian Flash in full crime-fighting regalia: tasteful long-johns (long underwear) from the Sears Canada catalogue, flashy cape made from a flag supplied by Sheila Copps, mask which is really a snowmobiling balaclava from Canadian Tire, and Kodiaks (winter boots) from Workwear World.

Let's not forget his trusty sidekick, Maple Boy.
-- Canuck, Sep 30 2001


How is this different from Bob and Doug McKenzie?
-- snarfyguy, Sep 30 2001


I thought this was about a dirty old mountie in a raincoat
-- po, Sep 30 2001


Oh . . . I thought maybe this was a notion to move Macromedia from San Francisco to Vancouver BC
-- bristolz, Sep 30 2001


I think this Canadian Flash sounds really cool. What a great superhero and role model for kids. Not too violent but loaded with fun! I'm definately pro-maple leaf!
-- prima22, Oct 07 2001


The Kodiak boots are key. Also, Canadian Flash has an unstoppable secret weapon: he throws rock hard pieroges!
-- lrs28, Oct 07 2001


mmmmm... Timbits...
-- mighty_cheese, Oct 08 2001


I heard she uses maple syrup as a defense mechanism
-- Siscereal, Feb 26 2003


No, maple syrup is a Canadian WMD, a Weapon of Mass Delectation. Mmmmmm ... maple syrup ...
-- Canuck, Feb 27 2003


Shouldn't Mable Syrup be his frail, old aunt who is constantly menaced by strange, mustachioed foreigners?
-- DrBob, Feb 27 2003


Deadly accurate with a slingshot armed with those leaf-shaped maple sugar candies. Confuses enemy by continually switching knife and fork hands while eating. Always apologetic and rarely decisive. Currently overwintering in Florida.
-- lintkeeper2, Feb 27 2003



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