This was a friends creative halloween character/costume. Super powers: fights crime, says "eh" and "aboot"-- fatmess, Sep 29 2001 The Superhero and Supervillain Name Registration Office http://www.halfbake...gistration_20OfficeThe REAL Flash is not going to be impressed... [mrkillboy, Sep 29 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004] The Lumberjack Song http://looney.physi...affy/monty/lumberjkMaybe he could have a theme song too! [Cedar Park, Oct 04 2004] Canadian Flash http://www.canadian...letter/2002/34.html [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004] Captain Canuck http://www.geocitie.../Study/4273/cc.html [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004] joe canadian http://canada4life.ca/molson.php?ad=1the canadian flash's alter ego? [mihali, Oct 04 2004] the dumb american http://canada4life.ca/molson.php?ad=3the canadian flash's arch-nemesis [mihali, Oct 04 2004] Well, PeterSealy, perhaps you have never seen the Canadian Flash in full crime-fighting regalia: tasteful long-johns (long underwear) from the Sears Canada catalogue, flashy cape made from a flag supplied by Sheila Copps, mask which is really a snowmobiling balaclava from Canadian Tire, and Kodiaks (winter boots) from Workwear World.
Let's not forget his trusty sidekick, Maple Boy.-- Canuck, Sep 30 2001 How is this different from Bob and Doug McKenzie?-- snarfyguy, Sep 30 2001 I thought this was about a dirty old mountie in a raincoat-- po, Sep 30 2001 Oh . . . I thought maybe this was a notion to move Macromedia from San Francisco to Vancouver BC-- bristolz, Sep 30 2001 I think this Canadian Flash sounds really cool. What a great superhero and role model for kids. Not too violent but loaded with fun! I'm definately pro-maple leaf!-- prima22, Oct 07 2001 The Kodiak boots are key. Also, Canadian Flash has an unstoppable secret weapon: he throws rock hard pieroges!-- lrs28, Oct 07 2001 mmmmm... Timbits...-- mighty_cheese, Oct 08 2001 I heard she uses maple syrup as a defense mechanism-- Siscereal, Feb 26 2003 No, maple syrup is a Canadian WMD, a Weapon of Mass Delectation. Mmmmmm ... maple syrup ...-- Canuck, Feb 27 2003 Shouldn't Mable Syrup be his frail, old aunt who is constantly menaced by strange, mustachioed foreigners?-- DrBob, Feb 27 2003 Deadly accurate with a slingshot armed with those leaf-shaped maple sugar candies. Confuses enemy by continually switching knife and fork hands while eating. Always apologetic and rarely decisive. Currently overwintering in Florida.-- lintkeeper2, Feb 27 2003 random, halfbakery