<link>cubed.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011 Not pocket sized http://www.flickr.c.../2fries/5547853413/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011] Grill uh, warfare http://www.flickr.c.../2fries/5547855717/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011] Prior art ala [DesertFox] Swiss_20Army_20Chef_27s_20Knife [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011] Baked. http://www.thegreen...rill-multi-tool.php [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 13 2017] Preferred version http://www.art.com/...oon.htm?RFID=355960 [MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 13 2017] Ooh, I want one!-- normzone, Mar 21 2011 Me, too!-- csea, Mar 22 2011 F'n eh!-- afinehowdoyoudo, Mar 22 2011 Wot, no jack-hammer for stubborn crusts? [+]-- xenzag, Mar 22 2011 Where's the chainsaw - and the axe - I wanted to be a lumberjack.
Ohhh - I'm a lumb - <gak>..-- Twizz, Mar 22 2011 [+] most definitely!!!-- xandram, Mar 22 2011 Seems like there are lots of separate pieces to manufacture. Instead of it being fully equipped there could be empty tight fitting rubber sleeves for the accoutrements.-- rcarty, Mar 22 2011 // I wanted to be a lumberjack. //
Did you also wish to be a girlie, just like your dear Papa ?
// tight fitting rubber sleeves for the accoutrements //
Hmm, sounds somewhat .... kinky ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 22 2011 hilarious. Thank you, you made my day.-- EdwinBakery, Mar 22 2011 I would like one containing a billy club, a hammock and some psychedelics.-- bob, Mar 22 2011 Tremendous!-- Jinbish, Mar 22 2011 One of the tools on the knife should be a bottle of maple syrup.-- hippo, Mar 23 2011 No, one of the tools should be an implement for getting maple syrup out of maple trees.
And a bucket.-- 8th of 7, Mar 23 2011 ...and another tool should be a French/English dictionary-- hippo, Mar 23 2011 Already provided; consists of a large hammer inscribed with the phrase "Learn English, You Bastard !" translated into french.-- 8th of 7, Mar 23 2011 Actually it's the other way around where more french speaking people know english.-- rcarty, Mar 23 2011 // where more french speaking people //
Ah, one of those parts of your planet where the inhabitants still haven't learned not to piss into the wind ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 23 2011 How else would we experience that one of a kind cooling spray.-- rcarty, Mar 23 2011 Bun...wrapped around a tasty bratwurst.-- zen_tom, Mar 23 2011 I prefer the <linked> version.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 13 2017 random, halfbakery