In these times of rampant agnosticism we've all had those moments of doubt when only the soothing comforts of a 'little sister of mercy' will do. Available in the comfort of your home, office or hotel suite 24 hours a day.-- key-aero, Jul 27 2001 This could be the start of whole new section - Tele-Theology!-- Aristotle, Jul 27 2001 [Aristotle], I think you're missing something... "Call Girls" is not another name for phone dispatchers.-- jutta, Jul 27 2001 So this has nothing to do with a yodelling Julie Andrews or a Rapid Response Heresy Taskforce?-- Aristotle, Jul 27 2001 I like Aristotle's version better.-- beauxeault, Jul 27 2001 easy to implement - just give the flying nun a cellphone-- quarterbaker, Jul 27 2001 Soothing, key-aero? Comfort? These aren't the terms I'd use in combination with the word "nun".
Sorry, but this Catholic-school survivor doesn't buy it. If a nun came to my door, I'd make sure it was bolted, and stay absolutely still until she skulked off to the aid of the next hapless sinner ...-- 1percent, Jul 27 2001 I thought you were at the very least, a rampant agnostic, Shipmate-- thumbwax, Aug 09 2002 True, they would comfort. But who would you turn to when your birth control ran out?-- Pug, Sep 25 2002 this is true, they have a "dial a prayer" hotline in the USA-- Arcanus, Nov 14 2008 I suspect that a number of services can send over more comforting women with the right outfits...-- ye_river_xiv, Feb 28 2010 [ye_river_xiv] Yes, I've seen photos* of prostitutes dressed as nuns in the Ginza (streetwalkers, though, not call girls). Apparently a fetish among sararimen.
*Years ago, in a course on Japanese culture, I hasten to add. Embarrasment prevents me finding and posting a link.-- mouseposture, Feb 28 2010 random, halfbakery