A couch with hand-embroidered blood and brain stains? A carpet with prewoven traces of a tragedy? Pre-splattered wallpaper? Carefully and craftily arranged, these stylish decorations would convey an intricate story to the trained eye.
-- Ehrm, Aug 26 2005

I want one. Crime_20Scene_20Rug
[po, Aug 26 2005]

Wait a minute, are we talking evident crime scene with copious amounts of red stuff sloshed about the place, or a more subtle "ha ha, cleaned it all up, you'll never catch me...oh drat, you've got science" kind of thing?

Not to mention CSI as show being a completely made up job; when would the crime lab people interrogate murderers for pete's sake? - don't start me!!

Anyway my Bun/Bone is currently undergoing a series of tedious montage shots of scientific analysis machines whirring away, and ex-stripper scientists looking moodily through telescopes in even more moodily lit laboratories at the moment but will be tagged and had some shit story line gummed to it very soon.
-- zen_tom, Aug 26 2005


we did the rug before.

my mates would not be impressed that my front room was a crime scene - they'd be more impressed that I'd hoovered.

+ anyway we need a bit of gore today.
-- po, Aug 26 2005



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