Have you ever had an unpleasant itching in your gluteal canyon? Sweat collecting in Valley Uranus? Think your rear could use a little freshening up?
Butt Crack Fresheners are candy-cane shaped absorbant devices that are flexible - to conform to the shape of your body. They are absorbant, to remove that annoying butt-sweat, and scented - to deter A.O. (ass-odor). The candy-cane shape allows you to hang them on your pants.
Available with menthol too, to supply a tingling sensation so you'll never need to scratch.
Butt Crack Fresheners - slip 'em round back to freshen up your crack!-- trekbody, Oct 15 2004 I'm already wearing *this*, thank-you. http://www.halfbake...m/idea/butt_20wedge(shameless self-promotion) [lintkeeper2, Oct 18 2004] The Longtail T http://www.duluthtr...s/25531+WHI+MED.asp [Eugene, Oct 18 2004] Bumpons.
I'll only buy these if (a) I move to a hot country (b) I balloon in weight and (c) the candy cane design theme is continued on into the colour scheme.-- calum, Oct 15 2004 I laughed so hard at calum's anno I couldn't read the post...-- k_sra, Oct 15 2004 I like the menthol.
Perhaps they could also be modified in such a way that they keep plumbers' pants up?-- shapu, Oct 15 2004 "Perhaps they could also be modified in such a way that they keep plumbers' pants up?" ---------------- - shapu,
What would it push up the pants against?-- trekbody, Oct 15 2004 Hmmm...trying to decide if this grosses me out or not....-- lintkeeper2, Oct 15 2004 You could always stick it to 'em, with stick-ups...-- RayfordSteele, Oct 16 2004 I've resisted reading this idea until today. Now that I have, I'm with [lintkeeper2] - not sure how I feel about this one.-- vigilante, Oct 18 2004 Well then, you and [lintkeeper] will need the fence paling butt crack freshener, currently in beta testing.-- ConsulFlaminicus, Oct 18 2004 Sorry, there's just no room in my gotchies for that. See link.-- lintkeeper2, Oct 18 2004 Unabubba: Frankly, I think its rather ass-inine. (Sorry.)
I remember the Man Show selling a similar product under the name of Man-pons.
I was going to suggest valerian-scented, but I think that would be a step in the lateral direction.-- nick_n_uit, Oct 21 2004 Gee, mr. scrooge thanks for the stocking stuffers. Hey, these chocolate coated candy canes taste funny...-- jaksplat, Dec 15 2004 random, halfbakery