Fighter planes sometimes have a kill tally on the side. Attached is a funny image I found along those lines, grading into the category of ha-ha mayhem.

I propose that at the fair, booths selling food could have stamps. On eating a burrito or elephant ear or corn dog one could stamp its likeness on your skin, ideally your bare belly, thus keeping a kill tally for the marvelment of all.
-- bungston, Sep 08 2014

Car kill tally http://i28.photobuc...s/car_kill_list.jpg
A little grim but still funny. [bungston, Sep 08 2014]

If bears could fly http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=1672#comic
[Voice, Sep 13 2014]

Perhaps an aggregated tally mark for the greedy, to allow them to stamp the likeness of a cow or other appropriate beast of the field, as and when enough burritomeat as would constitute an entire cow has been consumed.
-- calum, Sep 08 2014


After the first paragraph I thought that the stamp would be on the burrito to indicate how many people had died do to eating these.
-- scad mientist, Sep 08 2014


For a moment, we thought that was one of our vehicles in the photo ...
-- 8th of 7, Sep 08 2014


You sound rather proud of yourself there, [21 Quest]. True?
-- blissmiss, Sep 08 2014


// deep fried Twinkie //

Definitely some Scotch genetics at work there ...
-- 8th of 7, Sep 08 2014


The thing to be proud of is that all of those foods were made from real pug, a sustainable resource.
-- bungston, Sep 08 2014


//2 gyros, a deep fried Twinkie, a chocolate-dipped strawberry kabob, elk sausage on a stick, and a doublescoop ice cream cone//

Are these food-stuffs? Or colorfully named man-on-man sex acts? Usually I'd assume food-stuffs. But since it's coming from you [21], I'd be remiss to not demand some clarification.
-- MikeD, Sep 11 2014


//deep fried Twinkie//

I tried one of those once. It was just spongy and rubbery and nasty. Couldn't finish it. The Twinkie won.
-- ytk, Sep 12 2014


//The Twinkie won//

Does that mean the twinkie should have earned a human kill tally stamp? Or perhaps there's a stamp for "maim".
-- DenholmRicshaw, Sep 12 2014


When I eat beef if I only have liver is one liver considered one cow or do I have to eat a cow's weight in liver?

edit: grammar
-- Voice, Sep 12 2014


Approximately 40% of the cow's live weight, consumed in any cut, should suffice. So a 1250lb moo'er, you want to scarf back 500lbs of liver if that's all you enjoy.
-- FlyingToaster, Sep 12 2014


I just recently completed the Buffalo Wild Wing blazing wing challenge, and got a shirt to memorialize my victory... it is nice to wear a trophy of a masticatory victory.
-- MikeD, Sep 12 2014


Buffalo wing is a rare cut indeed! Most of the buffalo I have seen are of the flightless variety!
-- pocmloc, Sep 12 2014


Ah yes, I have seen a load of bull on here before, not sure what colour it was though.
-- pocmloc, Sep 12 2014


I'm guessing it had a brownish tinge to it.
-- RayfordSteele, Sep 12 2014


Maybe you could apply your nose grease gelding technique to one of those bulls, pocmloc. Tickly brush and all. Forgive me if I look away.
-- bungston, Sep 12 2014


I'm still waiting for genetic engineering to give us real buffalo wings. As well as bovine, marsupial, and porcine wings.
-- Voice, Sep 13 2014



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