I don't know why anyone thinks standing desks are a good idea. But if that's what the office provides this might make it acceptable.

You can bounce around as you work. Fall over backwards. Get the weight off your feet.

Productivity is enhanced as the elastic gently pulls you back to your work station. Improved safety as falling asleep or feinting harm is mitigated.
-- farble, Jun 05 2017

Related accessory for standing desk https://www.varides...-desk-mat-activemat
Seems to be a market for this kind of thing. [farble, Jun 05 2017]

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Patient_20hangar_20rail#1488131532 Patient hangar rail
Efficient [8th of 7, Jun 05 2017]

Jolly Jumper https://www.youtube...watch?v=hl9G87ogSLg
Contemplating a technological innovation at my standing desk [farble, Jun 05 2017]

Could be effectively combined with <link>
-- 8th of 7, Jun 05 2017


Standing desks? You'll be telling me next that Greater Anglia have introduced trains where you can sit down.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 05 2017


They're still working on trains that move from place to place under their own power; until then, the horse and cart remains the nearest thing available.
-- 8th of 7, Jun 05 2017


[+] 9-5 in a Jolly Jumper.
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 05 2017


//trains that move from place to place under their own power//

Yeer - that's the work of the devil. Iffen god ad ment trains to move, eeduv givven um wheelz.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 05 2017


Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
-- hippo, Jun 06 2017



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