I've got a croissant,
For 'Emeraldifafant'
That's a pachyderm,
With special germs
In his side,
He can photosynthesise.

You're the sort of girl that fits in with my world,
I'll give you buns, croissants if you want buns.

I've got a plan,
It's about a devan.
That's a kind of bed
With a custard spread
Designed to keep your feet warm.
I'll tell it to you if you pay,
It's called the 'Custuvet'.

You're the sort of girl that fits in with my world,
I'll give you buns, croissants if you want buns.

I've got a scheme,
It's about a machine.
There's a pun in it,
And a bit,
About how it operates.
I wish you thought that it was great.
But you boned it.

You're the sort of girl that fits in with my world,
I'll give you buns, croissants if you want buns.

I've got a bone,
And it hasn't got a home.
I think it was a herring.
I'll give it to you if you wish
It's on a dish.

-- zen_tom, Sep 22 2006

"Bike", from "Piper at the Gates of Dawn" http://www.pinkfloy...lyrics/tpatgod.html
If you want to look up the original, it's all the way at the end of the page. [jutta, Sep 23 2006]

Very cool. Can we do a version of Chapter 24? 'All baking is accomplished in six stages.. and the seventh brings deletion...'[+]
-- daseva, Sep 22 2006


The last time,

I told Emily,

that I had a bone,

that didn't have a home,

I didn't get a bun,

I got a slap. :(
-- Dub, Sep 22 2006


umma gumma have a bunna +
-- xenzag, Sep 22 2006


That title is so... Zen?
-- DesertFox, Sep 23 2006


About time for a Halfbakery: Song: Pink Floyd, don't you think?
-- Cuit_au_Four, Sep 24 2006



random, halfbakery