A portable beanie or wimple which has a battery-powered light and bug zapper attached. With some adjustment, the smoke from insect cremation could be made to form tiny "happy rings" as you walk.
-- cloudface, Dec 01 2003

VandeGraaff hat over here is similar http://www.halfbake...20de_20Graaff_20Hat
A tip of the hat to lurch [cloudface, Oct 04 2004]

With this on, I suspect it won't just be mosquitos that dare not venture near you!
-- dobtabulous, Dec 01 2003


Sure, it's dangerous. But is it ha-ha dangerous?

-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 01 2003


I would love that ever present buzzing noise. I think it should get some bones but I refuse to vote against hat ideas. so buns it is. buzzzzzzzz. I think also that the problem lies not with creamation fumes but with bug gut splatter.
-- lizziepunkin, Dec 02 2003


Is the voltage strong enough to (at least) stun a pigeon?
-- thumbwax, Dec 02 2003



random, halfbakery