A portable beanie or wimple which has a battery-powered light and bug zapper attached. With some adjustment, the smoke from insect cremation could be made to form tiny "happy rings" as you walk.-- cloudface, Dec 01 2003 VandeGraaff hat over here is similar http://www.halfbake...20de_20Graaff_20HatA tip of the hat to lurch [cloudface, Oct 04 2004] With this on, I suspect it won't just be mosquitos that dare not venture near you!-- dobtabulous, Dec 01 2003 Sure, it's dangerous. But is it ha-ha dangerous? -- Letsbuildafort, Dec 01 2003 I would love that ever present buzzing noise. I think it should get some bones but I refuse to vote against hat ideas. so buns it is. buzzzzzzzz. I think also that the problem lies not with creamation fumes but with bug gut splatter.-- lizziepunkin, Dec 02 2003 Is the voltage strong enough to (at least) stun a pigeon?-- thumbwax, Dec 02 2003 random, halfbakery