Use Weather Control technology to engineer a week of clear mornings followed by 5:00 downpours. That will bring all umbrellas left under desks at work home where they belong.-- GutPunchLullabies, Nov 15 2007 GPL, to prevent the inevitable [m-f-d] you should put up a link to your Unstealable Umbrella idea so people will put the two together.-- Canuck, Nov 15 2007 random, halfbakery