The brief description: To keep male members cool as cucumbers and hanging free as drying salami, instead of in on a limb, these boxer shorts have a third, lesser leg, front and center. Thanks to the extra piping on this smart, satin underwear you can pee hands-free and swing easily as a clapper in the bantam bell bottom.-- FarmerJohn, Jul 13 2003 (?) view without pants http://www.geocitie...nie/aeroboxers.html [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004] YOUnique Boutique's colleciton... http://www.younique...ower/novelties.html...of Male Power Novelty Underwear. Take your pick. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004] (?) for 'Bubba, sans tusks http://www.lingerie...eys/412/412_200.jpg [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Well, golly I do like that alot. Plus again.-- sartep, Jul 13 2003 Kramer: “I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it.”-- Shz, Jul 13 2003 These boxers are quite inventive, but leave much to the imagination. They're not very versitile, either. What happens when you wlak quickly/briskly? You dont want that baby's arm flapping between your legs. Stick to the boxer/breifs, men.-- throwflamingrocks, Jul 13 2003 Brilliant!-- silverstormer, Jul 13 2003 Surely your trousers (pants) would need to be similarly styled to allow free circulation? Of air, that is.-- egbert, Jul 13 2003 I'll style 'em if you wear 'em.-- FarmerJohn, Jul 13 2003 What, no tusks?-- thumbwax, Jul 13 2003 Those are called front end loaders.-- Tiger Lily, Jul 13 2003 Depends on your point of view.-- egbert, Jul 14 2003 //pee hands-free//: Not first thing in the morning! (I'm not going to have to explain this, am I?)-- Cedar Park, Jul 14 2003 Please don't.-- egbert, Jul 14 2003 Guys, if you had wood first thing in the morning ... wouldn't the shorts ... you know ... let too much go?-- throwflamingrocks, Jul 14 2003 maybe, but in that case, no pair of men's underthings would be any help-- oxen crossing, Jul 14 2003 Either gauche or adroit would certainly be more than obvious in these.-- egbert, Jul 14 2003 <Dr. Lily> Weeell now, how's your old popeyed pappy gettin' along these days?-- Tiger Lily, Jul 14 2003 Trying to stop laughing at [egbert]'s anno. People here are looking at me. snickersnicker-- squeak, Jul 15 2003 random, halfbakery