Have a simple 3D scan of your head fashioned into a sliced pan loaf.

Instead of a complete photo-booth, there is only a large enough booth into which you insert your head, for long enough to enable the 3D scan to take place.

This provides the file that's translated into a simple two part mould, created using a 3D printer. Various types of filling for the mould are then offered, starting with basic white or brown bread options. With a small amount of digital intrusion, the mould can be altered to cause the bread's crust to be custom positioned to fall on the hair/beard/eyebrow areas.

The completed loaf is baked and delivered sliced or unsliced in a nicely printed cake type box. (along with the original mould) Once the file is stored, additional options can be ordered, like cup cake baking trays or ice cube makers, all replicating the features of your 3D head.

You can use the bread to make sandwiches or skewer it on a spike in a public place and enjoy the birds picking away at it.
-- xenzag, Jul 11 2017

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Shamelessly derivative idea. [8th of 7, Jul 11 2017]

Crumby idea. [+]
-- AusCan531, Jul 11 2017


// You can ... skewer it on a spike in a public place and enjoy the birds picking away at it. //

Hmmm.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 11 2017


Disturbing, but kind of cool.
-- Voice, Jul 11 2017


Sterling work [+].
-- pertinax, Jul 11 2017



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