Ever felt like your brain was clogged? Just too much to think about? Can't concentrate?

You need a bottle of Brain-O™ Brain Cleaner!

Just a few sips, and you'll rid your mind of all those irritating things you always wished you could forget — awful commercial jingles; ex-boyfriends or girlfriends; those pangs of guilt for things you did in third grade.

Available in multiple strengths for multiple levels of sanity. Think more clearly. Be more focused. Brain-O.™
-- FakeGreenDress, Feb 02 2001

Mental Floss http://www.halfbake...idea/Mental_20floss
Same magic item, different details. [jutta, Feb 02 2001]

Degauss gun/rifle http://www.halfbake.../idea/Degauss_20gun
You could also just try turning this on yourself. [centauri, Feb 02 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Dang, I thought this was going to be the cleaning solution one uses when on brain detail, to keep from becoming a fireball-laying mo'fo'.

Wow, that sentence makes almost no sense.
-- centauri, Feb 02 2001



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