A Bra with pouches to enable the wearer to carry around a variety of fruit. The fruit would be quite heavy but by making use of carbon nano tube technology I'm pretty sure a high tensile wire within the bra could take the strain.
'What a lovely pear'-- S-note, Apr 30 2010 You asked for more info... http://tinyurl.com/for-snotecf. Porn & Cornucopia [Jinbish, Apr 30 2010] http://hipadvertisi...9/fruit-of-the-bra/ [rcarty, May 01 2010] Pornucopia?-- Jinbish, Apr 30 2010 Just searched for that on the net - not seen it. Do you have a copy to assist with my research?-- S-note, Apr 30 2010 Ahhhhh.....-- S-note, Apr 30 2010 Only if there is matching Y-fronts as well-- pocmloc, Apr 30 2010 Sorry, [S-note]. Didn't mean to send you on a wild-goose chase.-- Jinbish, Apr 30 2010 This is a really good idea.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2010 Dah! Sorry - bad. Bad. I meant bad.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2010 [bigsleep] There's probably a Rule 34 subculture of Carmen Miranda fetishists who would pay good money for this. But I'm afraid to Google.-- mouseposture, Apr 30 2010 I can't believe no one's made a "melons" pun yet.-- DrWorm, May 01 2010 That would be inappropriate. +-- Mustardface, May 01 2010 but is the fruit 4 the wearer to eat? I'd quite like a little pouch for my nuts (peanuts)
peel me a grape!-- po, May 01 2010 "I really like your peaches, want to shake your tree..."-- phoenix, May 01 2010 Don't bewbs get all sweaty and that? How would this go over on a first date (or anytime): "Care for a snack I have stashed in my underwear?"
On the other hand, alcoholic libations or other illicit teats, err.. treats.. could be enticing. Yeah, baggies full of hi-test hooch, each with its own dispensing... device... "care for a little nip?" .. OK. Stopping now.-- afinehowdoyoudo, May 01 2010 Prehaps the home brew distillery bra could be up next...-- S-note, May 01 2010 random, halfbakery