Bassically its a box that has a bunch of items in it that you would associate with "precious family memories". You remember that trip we took to Yosemite? Now you dont even have to go there, just cut off your families heads and paste them onto a Ansel Adams pastoral landscape. Each kit would be randomnized. Fake birth certificates, trips to disney land. All would come pre made with a computer program that would allow you to forge your precious family memories. A box full of babies first teeth, prom pictures and so forth.

Perfect for people who lost everything in a tragic fire yet still have to make up a history to feel complete.

Never had a soldier return home? Never give birth? Never have a happy christmas? Never has a puppy to play with?

Now you can with "Precious Family memories, in a box"
-- Antegrity, Jul 20 2005

"just cut off your families heads and paste them onto a Ansel Adams pastoral landscape" What!

I assume you mean cut off photos of your family's heads.

I'm sure they supply this to people under the Witness Relocation Programme.
-- dbmag9, Jul 20 2005


Having once lost everything in a tragic fire, I guess I'm missing the joke on this one. -
-- waugsqueke, Jul 20 2005


This idea needs more bass.
-- daseva, Jul 20 2005


- "Returns?"
- "Yes"
- "I'd like to return these memories please. They're not happy enough"
-- hippo, Jul 20 2005


- “This is Box O' family memories?”
- ”This is the place.”
- ”Well, here’s my box.”
- ”Huh?”
- ”My box o’ family. You know, their heads.”
-- FarmerJohn, Jul 26 2005



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