Contents:
- two soda pop bottles with specially ground bottoms and filled with your choice of carbonated cola, lemon or orange beverage
- hinged, plastic, snap-loc, two bottle, parallel holder
- adjustable, telescoping, bottleneck lenses
- faux naugahyde, self-adhesive, bottle labels

Enjoy a refreshing drink, enjoy another, assemble your Bottoculars and view the world and others from closer up. Adult version features beer bottles for a whole evening of observing more attractive, magnified girls/guys.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 12 2004

Other novelty binoculars http://www.coolanim...id=1516&p_catid=165
Not really related, but I saw some recently. Is "cute" reason enough for a link? [half, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Barnoculars http://www.fakecrap...ts/barnoculars.html
The exact opposite of your idea - binoculars that can be used as beer bottles... [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Cute. Make them!
-- DrCurry, Jun 12 2004


? What can you deduce by seeing two women drinking at a baseball park?

A. Either it's the bottom of the fifth, or the bags are loaded. Hahaheh.
-- dpsyplc, Jun 12 2004


Wonderful multi-use product.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 05 2004


At first glance I thought that said 'buttnoculars'.

Should have been interesting.
-- Pseudonym #3, Nov 05 2004


As would have been botoxculars.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 05 2004



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