This cunning contraption is a bra, fitted with those music sensitive devices they use to make dancing flowerpots, Santas, Big Mouth Billy Bob Basses, etc.
Especially useful for barmaids who have their hands full of drinks - now they can jiggle their juggies while juggling the jiggers.
I can't believe I said that. Especially with po in the room.
[Gently, ping, jiggle gently - we're not out to hurt anyone in a very sensitive area. And as for degradation, this is strictly for those who want such a thing - we're not out to degrade anyone either. To quote from your own idea (!), this simply allows you a "look-here-are-my-breasts wiggle" without upsetting your balance. Syncopated.]-- DrCurry, Oct 14 2005 Sheesh, should have patented this one... http://jinglejugs.com/The Big Mouth Billy Bass version. [DrCurry, Jul 19 2007] baked! http://www.youtube....watch?v=AKY5_tz8aFoby Britney's boobs [jaksplat, Jul 20 2007] Ah, the air is beginning to freshen as Fall descends.-- reensure, Oct 14 2005 who told you that I was once the world's worst barmaid? a very petulant husband made me give up the job as I was having too much fun.
can you switch it off?-- po, Oct 14 2005 I think it wouldn't even work ... try making jelatin move to a rithm ... it rebounds and introduces additional unwanted waves...-- ixnaum, Oct 14 2005 It must be jelly (coz jam don't shake like that).-- angel, Oct 14 2005 DrC, I'm shocked. Perhaps you are auditioning to take the (late great) Farmer's place? so where's the illustration...-- dentworth, Oct 14 2005 A defining moment in his halfbaking career condemns DrCurry to forever be known as "The Boogie Woogie Booby Boy Of Halfbakery".-- half, Oct 14 2005 Hah, good one half, how about Booby- wooby jiggle boy.-- dentworth, Oct 14 2005 It'll probably cause a rash...better include lots of talcum powder with the set.-- Blisterbob, Oct 14 2005 visualises great puffs of talcum powder ...-- po, Oct 14 2005 //That would hurt quite a bit. I don't think someone other than a prostitute or a masochist would submit to having parts of her body "animated" in this degrading way.//
There was this SNL episode with Britney SpI see what you mean.-- shapu, Oct 14 2005 Funny, Honey, but I hope the cliff FJ stepped over is still too far away for you, Dr. C.-- Zimmy, Oct 15 2005 //DrC, I'm shocked. Perhaps you are auditioning to take the (late great) Farmer's place?//
As soon as FJ comes back and draws a picture, for Dr. Curry, of a pig flying...
Mine jiggle, jump, and juggle with absolutely no mechanical help. It's called having "good tits". They came from my mom, and she got em from hers.-- blissmiss, Oct 15 2005 [bliss]: so you got them from her after she was finished with them?-- Cedar Park, Oct 15 2005 [bliss] - maybe you could post a photo of... no, that request might not go down so well.-- wagster, Oct 15 2005 Yup, along with my liver, my reddish hair, my long legs, and crappy temper.-- blissmiss, Oct 15 2005 Well, good grief, see link.-- DrCurry, Jul 19 2007 Your milkshake is better than theirs
It brings all the bakers to the yard-- normzone, Jul 19 2007 I baked this a few weeks ago, but wasn't feeling Benfrost enough to post my "Jiggle Enhancing Bra" idea. [+]-- Giblet, Jul 20 2007 What about a computer, sensors, and actuators in the bra that keep the breasts in the "perfect position", even while doing jumping jacks?
I wonder how much forward energy is lost as waste-jiggle over an entire marathon?-- Giblet, Jul 21 2007 Are you going to post an idea regarding capturing that energy and using it as a source to power something else? Double dog dare you :-)-- normzone, Jul 21 2007 That would require a punny name to end all punny names.-- Giblet, Jul 21 2007 Rather than the mechanism you don't describe, I suggest using a tens machine. It firms while it entertains.-- marklar, Jul 22 2007 It would definitely work if breast implants were designed with this rhythm feature...-- gfundl, Jul 22 2007 random, halfbakery