A device that fits snuggly into the ear that turns a informative intelligent conversation into an utter load of random bollocks by playing with words, and a utterly useless conversation into a seemingly intelligent banter.(Or just set it to only convert everything into a load of audible verbal crap and nonsense anyway)

Good for Monday morning meetings and the office Christmas party .

No babelfish here.
-- skinflaps, Oct 31 2003

This would = fun, Shirley. +
-- Shz, Oct 31 2003


I find mixing my drinks already does this quite well (especially the second part) and the effects can often last well into Monday.
-- squeak, Oct 31 2003


Purchase at www.bollocksfish.com
-- skinflaps, Oct 31 2003


//utterly useless conversation into a seemingly intelligent banter//

Wouldn't this option somehow violate the second law of thermodynamics?
-- pertinax, Aug 14 2007



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