A blanket with a hole in it to be used as an odor barrier for the adventurous couple.

Available in floral patterns or mushroom patch prints.
-- MikeD, May 30 2010

This really takes the excitement out of the blumpkin. Also, [marked-for-deletion], gross-out humor. You could have spun this around a simple peeing snuggie and made the blumpkin application secondary.
-- daseva, May 30 2010


What? What the what? There seems to be an entire patois of which I was hitherto unignorantless.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 30 2010


I am a little disturbed at having become deunignorantlessed.
-- swimswim, May 30 2010


I still don't understand this.

If you have blanket with a hole in it, why do you need another person?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 30 2010


I'm dumb.
-- blissmiss, May 30 2010


fragrance is your friend.
-- po, May 30 2010


Hutterites, Jews and Quakers have all been supposed (ostensibly falsely) to have sex through a blanket. I don't see anything new here.
-- phoenix, May 31 2010


There's probably a studded leather version of this, but I'm afraid to look.
-- DrWorm, May 31 2010


Just don't name your pets or children 'Blumpkin', and everything will be fine.
-- daseva, May 31 2010


//If you have blanket with a hole in it, why do you need another person?//

Menage troi?
-- MikeD, May 31 2010


These days I'm happy if I can menage one.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 31 2010


A brain barrier.
-- calum, Nov 11 2019



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