Blesses and disinfects. Blessed by a preacher and infused with a blend of disinfectants that kills 99.99% of viruses on surfaces.
This isn't to make fun of Christians, I think they'd actually approve of this.-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020 This scene only with "Clorox" instead of "Christ". https://www.youtube...watch?v=lpyg94OzHK0I guess you could have the stain saying all the disgusting stuff Megan says in the movie. Might have to tone it down a bit for prime time. "Your mother sews socks that smell!" etc. [doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020] Anthony Burgess https://en.m.wikipe...wiki/Earthly_PowersFind the scene with an exorcist in Malaya. [pertinax, Mar 28 2020] I don't think protestants believe in holy water.-- Voice, Mar 27 2020 Well, presumably they accept the existence of water - it's the "holy" part thats problematic.
Does it work even if you don't believe in it, or not work if you don't believe in it/work only if you do believe in it ?-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020 Well, if you don't believe in bleach you may be beyond redemption.-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020 Is a label reading "If you believe in this bleach it will be more effective" allowed by advertising standards regulators ?-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020 I don't know if believing in the power of bleach impacts its efficacy but I'd probably stay away from any claims like that.
But it does open up a bunch of advertising options. "The Stain Exorcist" Scene 1) Wine stain possession: (Shows the guy spraying a stain with the same lighting and camera angle of the linked scene.) "THE POWER OF CLOROX COMPELS YOU!"-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020 How about a still of a room spattered with green vomit and a smiling priest centre field holding up a pump-spray with the caption "CLEANO - REMOVES THE EXCRETION OF BEELZEBUB IN ONE WIPE !"-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020 This could definitely get dark pretty quick.
(generic fascist dictator)
"Hey tough stain, you're an enemy of the state!"..
OK, I won't go there.-- doctorremulac3, Mar 27 2020 "I bet he drinks Stainlin Black Label ..."-- 8th of 7, Mar 27 2020 This was baked in the novel Earthly Powers (but on a slightly smaller scale, using a rubber bulb, not a spray-bottle's pump).-- pertinax, Mar 28 2020 Interesting point if they espouse Creationism theologically, yet clearly support "natural selection" on a practical level ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 28 2020 Hey, if I sold bleach I'd sell it to anybody of any persuasion.
"Darwin Brand Industrial Cleaner: Sorry viruses, we're pruning your branch on the evolutionary tree."
Show Darwin looking at a dirty counter, zoom into a shot of terrified microorganisms, then back to the Darwin looking dude aiming the spray bottle at them: "Hey viruses, when you see t-rex tell 'em I said... buh bye!" SPSFFFFF!-- doctorremulac3, Mar 28 2020 That's a bit more catchy than "Do you feel lucky, Proteobacteria ?"
// if I sold bleach I'd sell it to anybody //
Well, it would clearly be discriminatory to have a "whites only" policy...-- 8th of 7, Mar 28 2020 random, halfbakery