Big Tennis has all the features and rules of 'regular' tennis, except it's bigger.

The racquet experiences the most signifigant increase in size, and now requires two players, using all four hands to grip and wield its longer handle and giant striking surface. This means that they must run around and totally co-ordinate their every move as if they are one entity.

Sharing of the racquet is extended to include special double shoes, each of which is designed to contain a pair of feet instead of the usual one foot. Players may opt to share other items of attire, to ensure their co-ordinated movements are more like that of one person with four arms but two legs. (edited on my return from doc - meds increased slightly)
-- xenzag, Nov 23 2018

I cannot think of anyone I've played tennis with, who I would be comfortable sharing shorts with.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 23 2018


I seldom allow practicalities to get in the way.
-- xenzag, Nov 23 2018


The problem isn't the practicalities; it's impracticalities.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 23 2018


Impractice makes imperfect.
-- xenzag, Nov 23 2018


note - small edit
-- xenzag, Nov 23 2018


Tennis [-]
-- 8th of 7, Nov 23 2018


// meds increased slightly //

Hmm... tennis while medicated.... heavily medicated... might have some merit.
-- whatrock, Nov 23 2018


//I cannot think of anyone I've played tennis with, who I would be comfortable sharing shorts with.//

Comfortable perhaps not.. but excited? certainly, though the girls I've played tennis with that I'm dredging my memory for (long time since I played tennis) probably don't look as exciting now as when I last played with them.
-- Skewed, Nov 23 2018



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