"Kick the world in a loving place. Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space."
"I can see clearly now my brain is gone, I can see all orchestras in my day."
"I can see Cleveland now, Lorraine is gone..."
"Let me introduce you...to Sergeant Pepper's Foamy Harps Club Band."
Etc.-- Eugene, Apr 03 2004 Misheard lyrics http://www.kissthisguy.com/ [Klaatu, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] More Misheard Lyrics http://www.amiright.com/Some good parodies, too [ghillie, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] "Picture yourself on a train in a station, With plasticine porters with looking glass ties, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle, The girl with colitis goes by."-- Klaatu, Apr 03 2004 I've read this one before here. The idea is edging dangerously close to list-ville.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 03 2004 There are tons of sites about this kind of thing.-- waugsqueke, Apr 03 2004 Yes, but is there a CD yet?-- Eugene, Apr 03 2004 No, 'cause it's stupid.-- waugsqueke, Apr 03 2004 I'd have great fun at one of these, although I never would learn the *real* words, (or sing them again).-- RayfordSteele, Apr 03 2004 waugs, reconsider that aside from parodies, misheard lyrics haven't been done as an audio release. I mean, just because this concept is "stupid" doesn't necessarily mean most lyric/song/album/concepts are "smart." For example, If the attempt is earnest to duplicate what has been "heard" - not contrived/faked/precious, (think karaoke done from misheard memory) to the point that the misheard lyrics are indistinguishable from the real thing, then there's the possibility that *listeners* may mishear misheard lyrics and think they're hearing the original, "correct" lyrics. Full circle.-- thumbwax, Apr 03 2004 <Klaxons and divers alarums>Woohwooh!.LIST ALERT!.Woohwooh!.</kada>-- gnomethang, Apr 04 2004 random, halfbakery