Really, just piece out the respective areas of this ungovernable country to France, Germany, Holland, and Luxembourg, and be done with it. No more complications with linguistically-divided governments preventing action, no more silly exceptions to the normal laws which seem to be in vogue in the Eurozone, and no more Phlegmmish Flemish waffling about.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 18 2015

Yes, but where would people go to have wars ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 18 2015


The chips...
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2015


//waffling about// - very good
-- hippo, Nov 18 2015


And here I was thinking this could be a variation of the Nigerian Prince scam.
-- Vernon, Nov 18 2015


Belgium sortof rhymes with shotgun, Chewing gum, Having fun, and dum de dum dum.

Was it invented by France ?

Two Belgium peanuts were walking down the road and one was asaulted... peanut.
-- popbottle, Nov 19 2015


// out-source their military intelligence and other security services. //

Britain outsourced that to Russia in the 1950's ... didn't end well.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 20 2015


Yeah but do Brussels sprouts come from Brussels? If so, we may just want to keep Belgium up and running. I think. (roasted in the oven, with butter, till crispy. Yummy.)
-- blissmiss, Nov 21 2015


I think I went to Brussels recently. It was difficult to be sure.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 21 2015



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