After a day on the beach in the hot sand, my feet feel smooth and relaxed. I want to duplicate that in a home sand box, with a heating element. Would be a closable box, so Felix the cat can't make free...
Use of this product inconsistant with the directions invalidates warranty.-- dentworth, Jun 07 2010 Toxic British Beaches http://www.timesonl.../article7134035.eceput on your chemical protection suits, children... we're heading to the beach [xenzag, Jun 07 2010] and the noise of waves-- hippo, Jun 07 2010 and the sand flies-- swimswim, Jun 07 2010 and the oil.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 07 2010 and the dead seabirds.-- 8th of 7, Jun 07 2010 and the broken beer bottles, festering chips, chewed up plastic and fecal matter (British beaches)-- xenzag, Jun 07 2010 beech?-- po, Jun 07 2010 I'm so sorry guys, I was under the impression the UK beaches were pristine. ala flickr photos-- dentworth, Jun 07 2010 British beaches are rancid... see link.-- xenzag, Jun 07 2010 And a spray nozzle and large fan to give the illusion of rain and gales.-- pocmloc, Jun 07 2010 then it sounds to me like you folks need this product more than anyone.-- dentworth, Jun 07 2010 Is there a bully-boy version where a little boot comes out and kicks sand in your face?-- xenzag, Jun 07 2010 And a seagull tethered to the box, waiting for you to toss it some of your soft pretzel?-- swimswim, Jun 07 2010 thanks [21Q]-- dentworth, Jun 07 2010 Let me get my rake. (+)-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 08 2010 oh I know where you can get that!-- dentworth, Jun 08 2010 Ah yes - the Niger Delta. Far more oil gets into the sea there every year than has been released in the Gulf of Mexico this year. They have less effective PR though...-- hippo, Jun 08 2010 Not all British beaches are yucky - there are a plenty of places that take a real pride in having a pleasant, clean and healthy coastline - Yes there are problems in some places, but to characterise everywhere as being like that is to make a pretty sweeping generalisation.-- zen_tom, Jun 09 2010 The British Beach-in-a-Box will need to be covered in wood slick timber.-- swimswim, Jun 09 2010 who said that? I've read this twice, and I can't find anything about vac. cleaners, nor Hoovers for that matter.-- dentworth, Jun 10 2010 I think it's in response to my sweeping generalisation comment - how would people in the UK clean their floors if they didn't use a vacuum cleaner? (assuming - or generalising that is - that they all have hard floors, and not carpets)-- zen_tom, Jun 10 2010 random, halfbakery