The pound/kilo dial has an hour/minute clock face in the middle. Weighing in prompts its clever voice to utter such comments as “About time to diet?” or “It’s midnight, and a half pound snack wouldn’t hurt.”

Choose the column model where the passage of time causes the balance beam to tilt, so to read it you first balance the beam with the sliding weights that then point to the hour and minute. Step on it, and balancing the beam gives you your weight, every time!
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 26 2004

You're fat and you're late for work.
-- AO, Mar 26 2004


You weigh a ''twenty passed twelve"
-- skinflaps, Mar 26 2004



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