Learn carpentry skills and how to weave rope and tie knots with this adventure construction set. Real working trapdoor and lever.
-- Ling, Nov 01 2014

http://en.wikipedia..._a_Complete_Bastard 1985...my little pony abbatoir [not_morrison_rm, Nov 01 2014]

Brilliant. And the aftermarket accessories .... the "Joan of Arc" stake and bonfire kit .... the Barbie Guillotine ... the Electric Chair ...

Will it be in the shops in time for Xmas ?

[+]
-- 8th of 7, Nov 01 2014


Wicked +
-- blissmiss, Nov 01 2014


hm. cruelty. -

but no MFD for me because of my fondness for gyroscopic gimballific physics-heavy schemings of yesteryear. Now those must keep company in the Ling list with this degenerate concept of latter days.
-- bungston, Nov 01 2014


(suspects r_carty has hacked bungston's account).

But thinking about it...I have never seen r_carty and bungston together...hmmmm. Just a coincidence, of course.
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 01 2014


How is it cruel? What suffering is caused?
-- pocmloc, Nov 02 2014


It's a damn doll, dammit.
-- blissmiss, Nov 02 2014


Exactly. Nobody should be made to play with dolls. Cruelty to children.
-- RayfordSteele, Nov 02 2014


Not cruelty- the real cruelty is the iconic Barbie, disproportionate figure that girls cannot achieve. I love this idea! [+]
My Barbie has been beheaded many times and Ken has lost his left arm in some unfortunate accident like my brother throwing him under his big Tonka Truck.
-- xandram, Nov 03 2014


Ha!
-- blissmiss, Nov 03 2014


isis kids use only natural products
-- pashute, Nov 04 2014


And for those religious types:

A 12 stations of the cross diorama set. Barbie portrays Jesus H. Christ as he struggles that last Friday.
-- popbottle, Jan 14 2017


Wouldn't that be "Ken", not Barbie ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 14 2017


//Ken has lost his left arm in some unfortunate accident

Are their not prosthetic limbs for dolls? Hang on..
-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 14 2017



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