Plays bits and snatches of real music to match the random wandering of really bad or non player pummeling the keys.

If you have ever been in the room with someone just tinkling the keys of a piano, you know how quickly it becomes annoying. So a piano that could provide a conversion of that noise into some a bit more tolerable, would help keep you from tossing the boss's child out the window to the street below.

A player piano with some sense.
-- popbottle, Apr 18 2017

Fitting a powerful spring to the keyboard cover, triggered by an audio analysis unit that can identify inferior playing, would offer a more effective solution.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 18 2017


Looks like somebody was inspired along a similar line as me by this.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 18 2017


Oooh I like this. A sort of Google AutoDraw for music.

<tap tap tap tap tap tap> "No, dammit, I wanted Chopin, not Chopsticks..."
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 18 2017



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