If you’d like to show someone how much you really love them, then send a BaconGram today.
Call in your order to one of our BaconCenters and soon your loved one will be receiving a full pound of cooked bacon, wrapped in decorative, absorbent paper, packaged in a plain brown bag with your message of love handwritten on a paper napkin.
We deliver to most locations.-- xandram, Oct 06 2008 Believe it or not - this dea has been done before http://web.archive....con_20Fax_20Machine [hippo, Oct 06 2008] http://991.com/newG...apped-Up-400591.jpg [hippo, Oct 06 2008] Can I get mine taped to a cat instead? http://scalzi.com/whatever/004457.html [jutta, Oct 06 2008] (?) for [Jinbish] I found this office with the Pig Man... http://www.geocities.com/LRampey/pigs.htm [xandram, Oct 06 2008] (?) for vegetarians... http://www.iateapie...lightlife_smart.php [xandram, Oct 07 2008] you know what goes good with bacon? croissants. [+]-- jaksplat, Oct 06 2008 use a fax machine!-- po, Oct 06 2008 [po] very clever-- hippo, Oct 06 2008 *I* never said via fax machine! This is a real personalized delivery!-- xandram, Oct 06 2008 //*I* never said via fax machine!//But if it isn't, how will you ensure that the received bacon was *exactly* as sold to the sender?-- coprocephalous, Oct 06 2008 Could I have some real fit courier person in a bacon vest?-- po, Oct 06 2008 [po] What like this? (see link)-- hippo, Oct 06 2008 yes, but a male one-- po, Oct 06 2008 //But if it isn't, how will you ensure that the received bacon was *exactly* as sold to the sender?// you can fax us your customer satisfaction survey, but [po]'s would go to a different department...-- xandram, Oct 06 2008 Presumably not Muslim or Jewish or vegetarian... heehee.-- jetgrrl, Oct 06 2008 [jutta], thats one, weird, sick and very disturbing link ..... the bacon isn't even cooked .....
[+] for the idea, by the way, [xandram]-- 8th of 7, Oct 06 2008 Would you send this via the Pork Office?-- Jinbish, Oct 06 2008 'swine and roses.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 06 2008 That's just offall...-- hippo, Oct 07 2008 [xandram]: Thanks! It's not very day that someone puts up a link just for me. Golly, that's just swill!-- Jinbish, Oct 07 2008 A pound of Ireland's finest is on it's way to you [xan].-- wagster, Oct 07 2008 //what about vegetarians?// Well yes, it would certainly be more humane and romantic to send a vegetarian wrapped in absorbent paper rather than a bit of dead pig.-- DrBob, Oct 07 2008 //what about vegetarians?// It would be really stupid to send one of these to a vegetarian... There are already fruit arangements, chocolates or other things to send to vegetarians! (unless they have a craving for some meatless fake bacon--oh yeah FAKON) [see link]-- xandram, Oct 07 2008 // human flesh tastes just like pork. //
It does. Trust us on this. Kebabs to die for .....
// vegetarians //
Tofu. Nailed to a cat. With a BIG nail .....-- 8th of 7, Oct 07 2008 There is such a thing as vege-bacon. It's an hilarious idea to create a replica version of bacon strips, only using non-meat based products. As I don't eat any meat, it has become a favourite of mine. Can I therefore have a vege-bacongram in return for this croissant? +-- xenzag, Oct 08 2008 Why of course, sir. If you look up at the links, I have already supplied one for vegetarians!!
...and Thanks to [Ian] we now have our own international delivery plane! cool!!-- xandram, Oct 08 2008 random, halfbakery