Baboons are commonly perceived as the nastiest, filthiest, smelliest of the apes. A lot of this public angst stems from the fact that these poor, misrepresented primates have hideously ugly bottoms. Enter the bum toupee... two nicely curved patches of lifelike baboon fur and some wig glue. Now Mr and Mrs Baboon can strut their stuff with the chimps and baby oran-u-tans, who've been hogging the 'cutesy monkey/ape' limelight all these years. Just watch out for those razor sharp, disease infested teeth...
-- fergdeff, Aug 08 2003

For [Po] http://dict.leo.org...ype=relaxed&lang=de
Harhar. [squeak]

Study: Baboon Rears Display Sexual Fitness http://abcnews.go.c...s/baboon010308.html [squeak, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

(??) Study: Baboon Rears Display Sexual Fitness http://abcnews.go.c...s/baboon010308.html
[krelnik, Oct 04 2004]

Awwwwwww. I thought this was going to be the other way round. Bright Blue Baboon Bum toupee for blokes with bald and burnished bonces (isn't she in Destiny's Child?).
-- squeak, Aug 08 2003


I know you mean well but those hideously ugly bottoms are matched by their faces and are incredibly beautiful to another baboon.

croissant anyway, you were not to know - you are a mere human, or so I imagine.
-- po, Aug 08 2003


You mean this isn't a substitute phrase for what a drummer does when somebody says a punchline?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. *Baboon Bum Toupee*
-- thumbwax, Aug 08 2003


[thumbwax] Thanks. Now I've got coffee coming out my nose.
-- nichpo, Aug 08 2003


Funny that you know so much about rear ends [po]. Do you know what the German for "bum" is???
-- squeak, Aug 08 2003


Sympathetically addressing a problem that I have considered for years. Well Done! +
-- gnomethang, Aug 08 2003


<obligatory>Oh, my, god... Becky, look at her butt... it is so big... she looks like one of those baboon's girlfriends...

I like blue butts and I can not lie
You other 'boons can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a blue thing in your face<obligatory pulling of plug> &sp .... NO CARRIER
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 08 2003


BBT!
-- bungston, Aug 08 2003


This could interfere with the mating process if females wore them, see link. Might want to limit them just to the males. Welcome to the bakery. (WTAGIPBAN)
-- krelnik, Aug 08 2003


[Krelnik] - stretch pants also can interfere with the mating process, but I would not want to limit them to only males. Perhaps you should bake up a BBT rack where the lady apes can safely store their BBT when the lights get low.
-- bungston, Aug 08 2003


I don't know the german word for bum and come to think of it, I don't know the english word for it.
-- po, Aug 08 2003


[po] eh? see link for former.
-- squeak, Aug 11 2003


<Little Drummer Boy>po-rump-bum-bum-bum</Little Drummer Boy>
-- thumbwax, Aug 11 2003


I saw the link, squeak. come on, whats the proper english word for bum. I still can't think of one. buttocks is the best I can do. (shall I rephrase that?)
-- po, Aug 11 2003


Thanks a bundle, ['wax] - I've now got Rolf Harris tunes buzzing around my head, and can I shift them?
-- PeterSilly, Aug 11 2003


Bottom, behind, seat, sit-upon, tail, posterior, rear, rump,hindquarters, backside, btm, bum, rear-end or arse (for the anglo saxons).
-- squeak, Aug 11 2003


gluteus maximus, fundament, haunches, nates, butt, breech.
-- squeak, Aug 11 2003


derriere, bucket and can. You're welcome.
-- k_sra, Aug 11 2003



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