Simply place these portraits of despotic rulers behind your window blinds at approximately eye level and automatically salute them when you peek out.
-- rcarty, Nov 12 2014

...misread the title as "Authoritarian Widow"
-- hippo, Nov 12 2014


...authoritarian Windows [Abort/Retry/Resistance is Futile]
-- zen_tom, Nov 12 2014


And on your venetian blinds, the same portrait, looking into the room, such that in closing or opening the blinds, the view is unchanged.
-- calum, Nov 12 2014


A funeral parlor with dead Stalins, Reagans, Churchills, Abrahams, and Mohameds staring back would help keep the drapes closed.
-- popbottle, Nov 13 2014



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