Have an elderly relative who can no longer articulate as he/she used to? Perhaps a recent stroke or similar makes communication difficult for them? Very frustrating for both parties. This product, similar to the drunken slur translator, would build up a database of the sage elder's word sounds linked to their meaning, analysing them to make better sense of which sounds are intended. An ear piece is also made available for relatives, assistants etc.
-- yamahito, May 24 2002

Yes, by marriage (hence the double name)...

Aunty Mutter keeps budgerigars, which may explain all the feathers all over his surgery...
-- yamahito, May 24 2002


Issat da mutter fukka 'at gave me da wrong...still got pain...I'm gonna...he betta not...wait till...
-- FarmerJohn, May 24 2002



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