Pressurized air blows stubborn children through the play tubes and down the slide.-- 21 Quest, Mar 20 2023 Iris (choke) Valve https://www.aaamach...mi/iris-valve.shtmlCould work? [neutrinos_shadow, Mar 20 2023] What kinda pressure we talkin bout here?-- whatrock, Mar 20 2023 Why, sufficient pressure to dislodge the children, whatrock. Insufficiently rotund to resist the pressure, A1.-- 21 Quest, Mar 20 2023 Really needs a way to accommodate children of various rotundities. Perhaps something akin to an iris valve?-- neutrinos_shadow, Mar 20 2023 Do you mean Iris Valve the punk trumpet player?-- normzone, Mar 20 2023 Larger children simply build up pressure behind them until sufficient force is accumulated to dislodge them, like Augustus Gloop.-- 21 Quest, Mar 20 2023 You trying to tell us that 'your' child isn't stubborn?
Damn son! You done won the parent lottery.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 20 2023 Mine is persuadable with threats of violence.-- 21 Quest, Mar 20 2023 random, halfbakery