The Ass/Elbow Recognition System could tell you for instance whether you we're pointing the camera of a cell phone at a relatively smoothly graduated area of light (ass) or a relatively sharply graduated area (elbow), assuming that there would be more sharp corners of light as long as the camera wasn't too close to your elbow. This iPhone app could work like the Looktel money reader which recognizes denominations of at least American and Canadian bills for people who are blind, by using a synthesized voice to announce the bill denomination as the camera is waved over it. AER recognition could say, "Ass, ass, elbow, elbow," as it was waved over different body parts. I would benefit greatly from using this app.
-- JesusHChrist, Sep 28 2012

A different kind of ass recognition Horse_20Alarm
[theircompetitor, Sep 28 2012]

How would you know you would benefit greatly from this App?
-- rcarty, Sep 28 2012


This program is not responding and may be caught in an infinite loop...
-- JesusHChrist, Sep 28 2012


In-app purchases could offer expansion packs, such as “ass/hole in the ground” and “shit/Shinola”.
-- ytk, Sep 28 2012


I had a boss once who would have used this.
He seemed quite concerned to see only "Asses and elbows boys" while we were on the clock.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 28 2012


I thought this was going to be something more like "Your Ass And A Hole In The Ground. A Comparative Primer For First Year College Graduates."

The use of the term: "first year college graduates" was intentional.
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 28 2012



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