A simple USB floorpad that fits under your desk with four (or six) giant arrow keys, arranged as they are on your keyboard.

This frees up your other hand from the menial task of character movement. You could use a mouse in each hand, type while fragging, or masturbate.
-- Laimak, May 16 2005

Foot Pedals http://www.abilityhub.com/mouse/foot.htm
One pedal moves the mouse, the other the cursor. Now you can use *both* hands to masturbate! (Not speaking from experience, of course.) [DrCurry, May 16 2005]

Prior Art Foot-Controlled_20Computer
[DrCurry, May 16 2005]

Six arrow keys?! Do the other two represent movement through time?
-- spiritualized, May 16 2005


Baked - see link.
-- DrCurry, May 16 2005


That is nothing resembling my idea...
-- Laimak, May 16 2005


The wheels on the desk chair would likely roll over the pad. It might scroll your porn down below the screen when you most need it.
-- Cracked, May 16 2005



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