I was recently going to go and rescue a damsel in distress, (feline locked in an attic next door), when I realized I was not properly dressed.
Wellllll... imagine my dismay when I found no armour wear to wear. Only the "man" suit my old boyfriend used to wear when rescueing me from flame throwers here.
So I propose Armourette Wear, with space provided for a large boosom, and a nicely shaped onion style tush as well.
Off I go now to rescue that lady...-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008 This is probably too much then? http://camelot.alla...e-original-cats.jpg [phoenix, Sep 02 2008] femtroopers http://www.sfgate.c...gid=3&entry_id=8393 [jaksplat, Sep 02 2008] Lady Eowyn: Shieldmaiden of Rohan http://images.googl...%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DNHalf way down the page .... what's the female equvalent of "macho" ? [8th of 7, Sep 02 2008] Armor storage. http://www.kalebstr...8/henry_the_8th.jpgThere would need to be some cantilevering to stay upright, but... [mylodon, Sep 02 2008] what did Joan of Arc wear?
typical halfbaker - write up the idea and then go sort out the emergency!-- po, Sep 02 2008 If only there were a Lancelot around here, or something like that, I'd be able to stay...-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008 eeks, I searched the bakery but not Google. What a dolt!-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008 /with space provided for a/ ...large cat?-- david_scothern, Sep 02 2008 Yes by golly that's what I meant. Armour with a large spare space for carrying one's saved damsels...or cats, or whatevers.-- blissmiss, Sep 02 2008 I thought this said Amourettes - don't know what those are but they sound romantic.-- phundug, Sep 02 2008 // they sound romantic //
No, this is women with edged weapons, and that's not romantic at all, just bloody frightening.-- 8th of 7, Sep 02 2008 Baked (see link). It may need to be enlarged, but it is a great place for damsels.-- mylodon, Sep 02 2008 [8th of 7], what's to be frightened of?-- normzone, Sep 02 2008 Women with edged weapons, that's what.-- 8th of 7, Sep 02 2008 8th is scared of women, who'd have thought it?-- po, Sep 02 2008 I can't find any women who care about using edged weapons other than in the kitchen, so I don't try to impart my knowledge of using points and edges.
I skip straight to teaching my women to shoot handguns.-- normzone, Sep 02 2008 which end am I supposed to hold then?
what's this wobbly bit for?
oops.
(o/t google search for oops and po = 287)-- po, Sep 02 2008 We are not "scared of women". We are cautious in dangerous situations:
<sound of front door>
"Hi, I'm home !"
<swishing sound>
<sound of kitchen knife parting thinning male hair> DUDUDUDURURRRRRRR........ (Sound of kitchen knife embedding itself in inside of front door) <crying> "Oh, it's that time again, is it ?" Q.E.D.-- 8th of 7, Sep 02 2008 Mmmm, girls in armour with weapons - most excellent. (Particularly with a long-bow-n-arrow; don't know why, but it's all good...)-- neutrinos_shadow, Sep 03 2008 I was thinking lacy edges and veils and such...-- blissmiss, Sep 04 2008 random, halfbakery