These porta-potties would have 2 inch chobham armor-plating, a narrow air vent, and a hand-pump bidet spraying your nether regions with the finest water your water bucket can find.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 04 2022

Use tanks as toilets https://www.reddit....pied_sumy_proposed/
[ixnaum, Mar 08 2022]

Anything like this? https://mobile.twit...1334983506812956673
[21 Quest, Mar 08 2022]

So this is a place for soldiers to unload in peace?
-- Voice, Mar 04 2022


//2 inch chobham armor-plating// Not very portable then!
-- pocmloc, Mar 05 2022


Really it needs to be its own truck.
-- Voice, Mar 05 2022


Just add wheels and a motor and you could drive it into battle
-- pocmloc, Mar 05 2022


They should be left along roadways for Russian soldiers. You can't unlock them and as soon as you engage the lock, the toilet backs up.
-- 4and20, Mar 06 2022


Baked - link
-- ixnaum, Mar 08 2022



random, halfbakery